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SterekStiles forces Derek to read Twilight. Derek has some complaints.Words: 1,325...

Title : much ado about twilight
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ISBN : 24278584
Format Type : ebook
Number of Pages : 4 Pages
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  • Exina
    2019-03-17 06:20

    Stiles prided himself on occasionally having extremely amazing ideas. The kind of ideas that made his and his friends’ lives so much better than that of boring people. In short, ideas that would make the uninspired marvel at his ingenuity and that would make the envious weep at their utter lack of equal awesomeness in their lives.Making Derek read the Twilight saga had not been one of these ideas.The story was okay, and funny enough. As for Derek's opinion about the Twilight Saga..."If I wanted to hear stories about dysfunctional wannabe threesomes, I’d just invite Isaac, Allison and Scott for dinner.”

  • Jenni Lea
    2019-03-06 08:24

    I have a new favorite quote: “Of course we can have sparkle sex honey. But only if I get to suck the white cream out of your Twinkie of Love.” This needs a gif.

  • BWT (Belen)
    2019-02-28 09:41

    On why Stiles' has forced Derek to read the Twilight series:“Fine! I totally ship Edward/Jacob and I know you should totally play Edward because no one broods like you do but you are the werewolf, so you have to be Jacob, obviously and I want to be Edward and have you rub your paws all over my body with shimmering body lotion and we can have sparkle sex in the woods. And I needed you to know enough about the character so you could role-play correctly and I though it would be … fun.”He trailed off, finally taking in the look of utter mortification on Derek’s face.“Uhm … no sparkle sex for Stiles, then?”Derek’s horrified expression suddenly morphed into a wide grin - a rather wolfish grin with lots of teeth.“Of course we can have sparkle sex honey. But only if I get to suck the white cream out of your Twinkie of Love.”Stiles gagged.No sparkle sex it was.

  • Trisha Harrington
    2019-02-25 04:39

    That ending made me laugh so hard it has to be 5 stars!I love slightly evil Derek. And that line...Derek’s horrified expression suddenly morphed into a wide grin - a rather wolfish grin with lots of teeth.“Of course we can have sparkle sex honey. But only if I get to suck the white cream out of your Twinkie of Love.”

  • Susan
    2019-02-27 02:21

    Stiles forces Derek to read Twilight. Derek doesn't like it.Stiles may have a Twilight obsession. “Uhm … no sparkle sex for Stiles, then?”Derek’s horrified expression suddenly morphed into a wide grin - a rather wolfish grin with lots of teeth.“Of course we can have sparkle sex honey. But only if I get to suck the white cream out of your Twinkie of Love.”

  • Lori
    2019-03-07 08:35

  • Jeanne 'Divinae'
    2019-03-11 10:43

    Stiles loves the Twilight series and decides that Derek should read them.Derek thinks Twilight is crap. This is something they will never agree on.Even though this is very short, I liked watching Derek react to Twilight. Also,(for I have read the series), this is not the end of Derek hearing about Twilight(and fanfic in general). Despite Stiles love of Twilight, Derek still loves his mate.

  • Ivy
    2019-02-24 09:21

    5 starsGlad to know Derek and Stiles' opinions on Twilight. Derek hates it, Stiles likes it. Can't wait to read more about their lives. Can't wait to read more Sterek fan fiction!!!Speaking of Twilight, has anyone read the 10th anniversary edition? The one with Edward's POV?

  • Hc Lynn
    2019-03-12 10:19

    Derek's reaction to being compared to Twilight... and a big fat awesome come-back... Plus one for Derek!

  • Jennifer☠Pher☠
    2019-03-07 10:43

    So yeah, Twilight lover here! But oh yes, I totally agree with everything Derek said. But, I also agree with Stiles. The role playing would have been AWESOME.

  • JayCee
    2019-02-25 10:17

    Oh this just keeps getting better...“Of course we can have sparkle sex honey. But only if I get to suck the white cream out of your Twinkie of Love.”

  • Jilrene ♥
    2019-03-01 04:43

    Derek makes some good points. Still a very funny series.