Read Tall Tales With Short Cocks Vol. 5 by G. Arthur Brown Danger Slater Douglas Hackle Jon Konrath Bradley Sands John McNee M.P. Johnson Timothy W. Long Online

tall-tales-with-short-cocks-vol-5

In the fifth installment of Rooster Republic's flagship anthology series, we have some really tremendous fiction. It's great. You can't beat fiction like this. A lot of kids come up to me and they tell me how great they think this fiction is. I believe them. Believe me, it's a great collection with some fantastic authors giving us their best work. I believe me. Why don't yIn the fifth installment of Rooster Republic's flagship anthology series, we have some really tremendous fiction. It's great. You can't beat fiction like this. A lot of kids come up to me and they tell me how great they think this fiction is. I believe them. Believe me, it's a great collection with some fantastic authors giving us their best work. I believe me. Why don't you? You too good for all this fun, freaky, and far-out fiction? Maybe go read a book about bird watching, you voyeuristic pervert. This anthology is for connoisseurs who are sick of watching birds. They want to look at words—not at our fine feathered friends. Though, if I'm being honest, I've never met a bird I would call my friend. Sure, those doves helped me move. BUT I GAVE THEM BIRDSEED. Real friends don't demand food from you. They just help you move, wish you luck, and then leave forever until you need them again. The stories in this anthology will be great friends. You can read them, put them back on the shelf, and pull them out whenever you feel like it. Or if you don't feel like it, they aren't going to call you up and be all like, “Hey, wanna get something to eat at that new taco cart I saw on the corner of Johnson and Johnson?” That would be the end of American fiction, I can tell you. Not that all the authors in this collection are Americans. Some are UKish, and some, I assume, are also good people. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Chickens Are Birds. Rooster Republic 2016!!!!!...

Title : Tall Tales With Short Cocks Vol. 5
Author :
Rating :
ISBN : 9781539685074
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : 236 Pages
Status : Available For Download
Last checked : 21 Minutes ago!

Tall Tales With Short Cocks Vol. 5 Reviews

  • Janie C.
    2018-11-12 06:41

    This is my first Tall Tales With Short Cocks book.  It took me a while to find it, because at first I couldn't get the title straight.  Was I looking for tall cocks with small tails?  Short tales with tall cocks?  Tall stories with ... well, you get the idea.  I finally found the newest volume, Number Five, under the correct title.  But woe was me, because there was no Kindle edition.  I like reading on my Kindle.  I can make the font as big as I want to instead of ordering new glasses.  And then, like a cosmic bolt of lightning, I received a message from the editor asking me if I wanted a pdf copy of this collection in exchange for an unbiased review.  Thank you, gods and G. Arthur Brown!What a treat!  I love Bizarro.  Why?  It's refreshing!  It's creative!  It's often offensive, in a hilariously uncomfortable way!  There are no limits!  In this book, twenty (20) talented authors authors have contributed 20 (twenty) outrageous stories.  No two tales are alike (but they are all tall).  What do we encounter?  I hate to disappoint you, but it's not twenty cocks.  However, there is a cat that enjoys classical music and opera. Despite his musical taste, this cat is hip.  He knows where to find drugs to trade for guns.  Never underestimate your pet.  Have you ever gotten frustrated with what passes for music on the radio?  Have you ever requested that your car radio play your favorite headbanging tunes?  Sure you have.  But has your car ever acquiesced?  Have you ever headbanged with a sasquatch and Desiree Demonium?  Get onboard!   Does you child want to grow up to be a chimney or a creek slut?  They start classes at early ages now, so don't delay.  Ummmmm.  Do you have a vagina on your face?  How did that happen?  Don't worry.  Soon everyone will have one.Tired of drinking bottled water from natural sources?  Next - the company - will replace all of nature and its resources with perfectly manufactured and exquisitely designed products.  You'll never have to deal with a growing blade of grass again.  Ladies, listen up!  Prince Cuddlebug is traveling around the world, satisfying each and every woman like no other lover.  Husbands, don't be jealous.  The Prince is a philanthropist.  And hey, where on earth did you get that awful My Little Pony tattoo?  Is that Barney on your shoulder?  Next thing, you're going to tell me that tiny tattoo artists are hiding in the walls and giving you bad tattoos while you sleep.   There's a cure for that, you know.  Tiny sailors.  They always need fresh ink.A word of advice.  Don't get involved with the pretty ghost in your pizza shop.  She's the jealous type.  Also, be careful in Chupatown.  There's some human fusion going on.  As a matter of fact, there are lots of crazy things going down in this collection.  You can never get hungry if your husband is made out of cake.  Capital punishment looks a lot different in the future (and the past).  Meet Maggot Man, you greedy inheritors.  Date The Entire Polish Army.  And meet Rico Slade!  Is there no end to the madness?  I hope not!  I am already looking forward to Tall Tales With Short Cocks Number Seven!  Enjoy!

  • Melki
    2018-11-21 06:34

    Yowza! There's twenty, count 'em, twenty twisted tales in this jam-packed collection of BIZARRO.Some of the highlights include:*Prince Cuddlebug is Going to Fuck Your Wife by Danger SlaterLook out, silly men. He's coming. (And you won't be!)You haven’t been pleasuring her properly. You never did. You have no idea what you’re doing in the bedroom. You don’t know how a vagina works. You don’t know what all the little flaps and folds and squishy pink parts do. You don’t know where on her body to touch and for how long you should be touching it. But Prince Cuddlebug does. It’s time you stepped aside and let a REAL man take over.*The Backward Machine by Mike Fugere JrAn innocent mistake really screws up the popular ritual of sending an executed prisoner's head back to the Mesozoic era.*RICO SLADE XXXVII: LICENSE TO KICK ASS by Bradley Sands - a rip-roaring screenplay featuring our hero battling Pablo Escobar ( or possibly Pablo Neruda.) Or a maybe a robot.*And So You Have a Vagina on Your Face by Jessica McHugh - an informational pamphlet about that hot new disease that makes pussy-grabbing a whole lot less strenuous for our new President Elect.If you're looking for something different . . . well, this is probably it.Stop looking.

  • Arthur Graham
    2018-11-23 07:35

    Years ago, back when me and an old college buddy first went into publishing together, we knew that we wanted to compile a collection of some of the most fucked-up fiction out there, but we didn't know exactly what we wanted to call it at the time. I don't remember all the options we considered, but eventually we settled on "Tall Tales with Short Cocks", partially for the clever juxtaposition of opposites, partially for the excuse to make a dick joke, but mostly for the visual gag we came up with for our initial cover design.Five volumes later (and the first one edited by someone else), I'm glad to see TTwSC still going strong with an editor as capable as G. Arthur Brown at the helm. While on one hand I can't help but feel a bit wistful watching this series continue without me, on the other it fills me with enormous pride to watch it do just that, sorta like ushering a child into adulthood. Here's hoping for many more volumes to come.

  • Bradley
    2018-12-08 07:19

  • Jon
    2018-12-10 07:38

  • G. Brown
    2018-12-07 06:24

  • Jessica McHugh
    2018-11-22 06:48